I ran into Andy a few days after his girlfriend had kicked him out of the apartment when she caught him cheating on her. It wasn't the first time this had happened and he was pretty sure she'd take him back again. Until then, he was crashing with his brother, who lives in my apartment. With no job and no lady, Andy didn't have a whole lot to do during the day, so I took a chance and made my pitch. He turned me down—but came knocking on my door two days later. Once he passed out, I got to explore every inch of his body and the big dick he's so proud of: "That's the real reason she'll always take me back," he told me confidently. And I could see why!